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Here at Geek Montage we have a drink of choice. That drink is Game Fuel by Mountain Dew. It is the drink of all of Geek Montage and Skyline Media. Unfortunately it is a very limited edition too.

Don’t know what Game Fuel is? Check out the Urban Dictionary definition of Game Fuel:

Definition
a flavor of mountain dew that increases halo and gaming skillage tremendously. game fuel is a strong central nervous system stimulant. studies show decreased reaction time and increased accuracy in gamers who take game fuel. game fuel withdrawal is known for its unpleasant mental, physical and emotional effects, ranging from paranoia, sweaty palms, hallucinations, seizures, coma, and even death… the kind that lasts forever. the federal government is considering scheduling mountain dew game fuel because of its high abuse potential. there are many support groups available for those who are addicted to game fuel, most notably game fuel anonymous.

Game Fuel used in a sentence:
my best friend and uncle both overdosed on game fuel and died. forever.
it may seem glamorous at first, drinking game fuel and having fun with your friends playing halo, but eventually your spiral into addiction and you end up just sitting by yourself in your bedroom taking game fuel and playing halo three all by yourself. its the wrong path to go down, dont do it.

See? It’s some great stuff. And guess what? It’s almost sold out!! Go find some and give it to us… were not addicted… honestly!