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Skyrim Superbowl Predictions: 1-Up

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Whether or not you follow football all that often, you’re probably going to watch the Superbowl for the zany and/or clever commercials, for the camaraderie, or just to stuff your face and mooch your neighbor’s gigantic television. Whatever. If it comes to it that a prediction need be made to continue said face-stuffing or win some sort of bet, here’s a handy, ready-made geek production from the fine folks at 1-up inside the world of Skyrim.

NOT INTERESTED? HATE SPOILERS BECAUSE YOU TAKE TOO MUCH STOCK IN PREDICTIONS MADE WITH SPECIOUS (IF HILARIOUS) ASSOCIATIONS? Don’t watch.

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Skyrim mod streamlines gameplay, wears out nerd vocal cords

I don’t know about you, but playing Skyrim, I hardly ever used the Dragon Shouts given that they were a third layer of powers after inherent racial powers and magic– the menus to sort through, even with mods installed, broke action far too long and often for me to use them enough, not to mention the hard-coded global shout cooldown timer which, depending on which Shout you used beforehand, took your Voice out for the length of the entire fight. It was nice, but ultimately a story-related contrivance that had little impact on gameplay.

Enter DeadlyAzuril and PsychoHampster on Skyrimnexus.com.

Their mod: Thu’umic, Real-Life Dragon Shouts, relies on your PC microphone and a neat bit of voice-recognition tech to pick through your utterances, normally guttural, but in the case of the Thu’um cleanly enunciated and with vigor, to find the Words of Power necessary to set someone’s face on fire or toss thousands of goats off of a mountaintop. The result is quite striking. After you train the voice recognition software and to an extent your own voice for a while, the process gets surprisingly intuitive and responsive, allowing you to trigger a Shout effect in the middle of combat and keep moving, where at least on the PC version this gets difficult to do given the demand for your fingers on WASD and then mashing Z.

Now, actually learning the syllables involved in the Dragon tongue is a necessity (not unremedied by a cheatsheet, mind you, but still faster memorized), and the satisfaction of actually screaming FUS RO DAH to knock someone off of a cliff is pretty hard to beat.

Suggested modifications: removing the hard-coded Shout cooldown by fiddling with the console. This ensures that the only realistic limits on the poewr of the Thu’um are your aim, the endurance of your vocal cords and the electricity surging into your machine.

The mod is also tagged as “100% FREE,” which, as a mod by a third-party author, would make sense since they’re not legally allowed to sell it without express authorization by Bethsoft. Whatever the case, you’d be crazy not to at least try this mod once… just make sure it’s a private environment you have to make a fool of yourself in. Or a very public one. No such thing as too public.

UPDATE: One funny side effect of having tried this mod; if you sneeze while playing, you will knock someone off of a cliff. It’s hilarious.

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Skyrim Hadouken

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Small plug for my own video edit. Yes, the Creation Kit for Skyrim isn’t out until January. Mark my words, though…

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Review: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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146 hours in. Two skill trees maxed out. Bethesda is at it again; creating a cruel, cold-hearted timesink of an open world game that threatens socialization as we know it.

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Obligatory FUS RO DAH post

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So, lacking dragon heritage, magical dragon language, dragon souls, dragons in general, magic in general; just HOW do you achieve FUS RO DAH!?

Science has an answer. Always.

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Battlefield 3 Simulator

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Across the pond, our Limey cousins are getting some of the best of motion tracking technology to create a totally immersive Battlefield 3 experience. Check the video up there for a pretty enviable sim setup. Me, personally, I’d go for the traditional flight sim cockpit mock-up instead… lot less moving parts needed and flight sims/combat need some love.

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Soulcalibur V: That Other Assassin

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Continuing Namco’s tradition of putting in random characters from other universes in their Soulcalibur games, this iteration’s guest will be none other than Ezio Auditore da Firenze of Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed series. Considering the last entry saw Star Wars characters and stages shoehorned into the otherwise medieval/industrial revolution-era fantasy fighter, Ezio, being from that general era, would seem to be a much better fit.




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