Posts Tagged ‘toys’

Why wasn’t this created back when I was a kid? This is is absolutely ridiculous!

This…”toy” is more like a Gundam than anything, also known as a giant fighting robot piloted by a human. The creator of this soon-to-be Gundam battle suit, is manufacturer Sakakibara Kikai. I expect that a lazer saber and gun attachments will be added next. Afterwards maybe some booster jets to allow the pilot to fly around in the air. Essentially, it’s just a gasoline powered exoskeleton dubbed “Kid’s Walker”. But we all know the truth!

Mothers and fathers everywhere should be afraid…yes…very afraid…as your children are given toys to take over the world, one exoskeleton at a time. What’s next, fully functional Iron Man suits?
So…Some more information on this! It weighs 396.83 lbs. Imagine having your toe ran over by that thing! As stated earlier, it’s 1.6 meters tall, or roughly 5.25 feet. That means your little boy won’t be so little anymore once he’s in his killing machine. Here’s a video of it in partial action —

Now just wait until a child with malicious intent climbs aboard this battle machine. You’ll be fine…as long as his gundam claw doesn’t dig into your brain. Here’s one final picture of this piece of machinery–

It’s only a matter of time before you see kids fighting each other in these things. So cool!