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Posts Tagged ‘Kids’

1.6m Tall Gas Powered Exoskeleton for Kids – Holy Shi–Wow

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Why wasn’t this created back when I was a kid? This is is absolutely ridiculous!

This…”toy” is more like a Gundam than anything, also known as a giant fighting robot piloted by a human. The creator of this soon-to-be Gundam battle suit, is manufacturer Sakakibara Kikai. I expect that a lazer saber and gun attachments will be added next. Afterwards maybe some booster jets to allow the pilot to fly around in the air. Essentially, it’s just a gasoline powered exoskeleton dubbed “Kid’s Walker”. But we all know the truth!

Kid Walker - Tall, Gasoline Powered Exoskeleton

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Mothers and fathers everywhere should be afraid…yes…very afraid…as your children are given toys to take over the world, one exoskeleton at a time. What’s next, fully functional Iron Man suits?
Kid Walker - Tall, Gasoline Powered Exoskeleton

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So…Some more information on this! It weighs 396.83 lbs. Imagine having your toe ran over by that thing! As stated earlier, it’s 1.6 meters tall, or roughly 5.25 feet. That means your little boy won’t be so little anymore once he’s in his killing machine. Here’s a video of it in partial action —

Now just wait until a child with malicious intent climbs aboard this battle machine. You’ll be fine…as long as his gundam claw doesn’t dig into your brain. Here’s one final picture of this piece of machinery–

Kid Walker - Tall, Gasoline Powered Exoskeleton

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It’s only a matter of time before you see kids fighting each other in these things. So cool!



Funny Video: Kid Beer

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I recently did a long, funny videos feature on the top 10 beer commercials I’ve encountered, but that doesn’t end my beer tirade! I have one more beer clip, but this one isn’t a commercial.

This is a funny video called “Kid Beer” — where a beer company gets the idea to start selling beer to little kids. Anyway, check it out. I found it funny myself.



Free Apple iPod Touch / iPhone Games for Kids

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Here are some free Apple iPod Touch / iPhone games for kids:

Play ‘n’ Say Vehicles
Penny Me
Math Kingdom
Farmer Fred’s Animal Farm
Stack Master
Chuggington: Roundhouse Romp.

Be sure to grab them before they’re no longer free though!



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