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Last Updated on Monday, 30 November 2009 05:39 Written by Naota Monday, 30 November 2009 03:51
So I just Karate chopped a giant frozen burrito. After three karate chops, I was able to break it in half.
Unfortunately, I now have a slight bruise and am bleeding a little bit. I think that it was totally worth it though, and am pretty pleased with the result of this burrito experience.
My girlfriend (who happens to be a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do so u know she is legitttttt) said that the burrito was harder to break then several pieces of wood, so I feel much manlier now. I encourage you all to buy a Burrito Bomb and to karate chop it. Try to beat my three karate chop record~! I may even try karate chopping two of them, stacked on eachother now.
Note/Caution: You may hurt yourself doing this. Do it at your own risk and responsibility. I am totally kidding about challenging me… unless you are Foose.
i will totally buy this burrito and break it in two chops, hopefully one.
There’s really no point in trying to stop Foose even if you’re joking, is there?
*hot knife*
This is why you fail. 😛