Today is Sunday, 14th July 2024

Karate Chopping a Giant Burrito


So I just Karate chopped a giant frozen burrito. After three karate chops, I was able to break it in half.

Unfortunately, I now have a slight bruise and am bleeding a little bit. I think that it was totally worth it though, and am pretty pleased with the result of this burrito experience.

The Bomb Burrito

The Bomb Burrito

My girlfriend (who happens to be a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do so u know she is legitttttt) said that the burrito was harder to break then several pieces of wood, so I feel much manlier now.  I encourage you all to buy a Burrito Bomb and to karate chop it. Try to beat my three karate chop record~! I may even try karate chopping two of them, stacked on eachother now.


Note/Caution: You may hurt yourself doing this. Do it at your own risk and responsibility. I am totally kidding about challenging me… unless you are Foose.


  1. Comments  Foose   |  Monday, 30 November 2009 at 4:02 AM

    i will totally buy this burrito and break it in two chops, hopefully one.

  2. Comments  servbot_kill   |  Monday, 30 November 2009 at 11:42 PM

    There’s really no point in trying to stop Foose even if you’re joking, is there?

    *hot knife*

    This is why you fail. 😛

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