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Last Updated on Monday, 17 August 2009 01:12 Written by Foose Monday, 17 August 2009 01:12
Who has defied death? Who beats women for fun? Who owned Chris so many times? Who died a heroic death in a lava pit? Oh yes, I am talking about none other than Albert Wesker. Whenever you see Wesker, trouble can’t be far behind. More cunning and dodgy than any man alive, Wesker can deceive, seduce and turn any lesbian straight. He also looks his finest in a turtleneck and even stars in the youtube video Mr. Wonderful and many other tributes/parodies. He is regarded as the most hardcore bad ass and in all aspects, he can do no wrong, even if he’s seen beating Claire Redfield. He’s ranked #3 in the Top 10 most memorial villains. But still, even as a villain, he’s considered a hero because whatever he does, we all applaud him with standing ovation.
you are a dork… but i still love you. i understand the turtleneck now, but please don’t beat women!
but I’m not a dork! I love you too! and i like my turtleneck!
Notice how you didn’t say you wouldn’t beat women Foose? Tsk tsk