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Albert Wesker: Mr. Wonderful


Who has defied death? Who beats women for fun? Who owned Chris so many times? Who died a heroic death in a lava pit? Oh yes, I am talking about none other than Albert Wesker. Whenever you see Wesker, trouble can’t be far behind. More cunning and dodgy than any man alive, Wesker can deceive, seduce and turn any lesbian straight. He also looks his finest in a turtleneck and even stars in the youtube video Mr. Wonderful and many other tributes/parodies. He is regarded as the most hardcore bad ass and in all aspects, he can do no wrong, even if he’s seen beating Claire Redfield. He’s ranked #3 in the Top 10 most memorial villains. But still, even as a villain, he’s considered a hero because whatever he does, we all applaud him with standing ovation.


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  1. Comments  Melissa   |  Monday, 17 August 2009 at 9:00 PM

    you are a dork… but i still love you. i understand the turtleneck now, but please don’t beat women!

  2. Comments  Foose   |  Monday, 17 August 2009 at 9:10 PM

    but I’m not a dork! I love you too! and i like my turtleneck!

  3. Comments  DarkKnightH20   |  Monday, 17 August 2009 at 10:23 PM

    Notice how you didn’t say you wouldn’t beat women Foose? Tsk tsk

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