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Harry Potter Pickup Lines

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I was just recently sent a link containing a bunch of interesting pickup lines that involve Harry Potter. The man in me thinks this is cheesy, but the kid in me thinks it’s hilarious! Anyways a lot of them are actually pretty clever and made me laugh. Hope you enjoy them!

Here are just a few to entice you:

  • Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
  • Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
  • If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.


Full List – From Pick Up Lines Galore

  • Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
  • If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
  • My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
  • I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
  • My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
  • Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
  • Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
  • Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
  • Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
  • I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
  • Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
  • I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
  • If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
  • You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
  • You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
  • I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
  • I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
  • You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
  • Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
  • Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
  • Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
  • Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
  • Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • was that a bludger, or did the sight of you just knock me off my broom?” – naota
  • I’d catch your snitch anytime – winter_ice7003

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1 Comment

  1. Comments  servbot_kill!   |  Wednesday, 23 September 2009 at 12:51 PM

    These lines will constitute the whole of Harry Potter and the Broken Condom. lol

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