Posts Tagged ‘Games’

Game Fuel

Last Updated on Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:53 Written by Naota Thursday, 10 November 2011 12:00

Here at Geek Montage we have a drink of choice. That drink is Game Fuel by Mountain Dew. It is the drink of all of Geek Montage and Skyline Media. Unfortunately it is a very limited edition too.

Don’t know what Game Fuel is? Check out the Urban Dictionary definition of Game Fuel:

Definition
a flavor of mountain dew that increases halo and gaming skillage tremendously. game fuel is a strong central nervous system stimulant. studies show decreased reaction time and increased accuracy in gamers who take game fuel. game fuel withdrawal is known for its unpleasant mental, physical and emotional effects, ranging from paranoia, sweaty palms, hallucinations, seizures, coma, and even death… the kind that lasts forever. the federal government is considering scheduling mountain dew game fuel because of its high abuse potential. there are many support groups available for those who are addicted to game fuel, most notably game fuel anonymous.

Game Fuel used in a sentence:
my best friend and uncle both overdosed on game fuel and died. forever.
it may seem glamorous at first, drinking game fuel and having fun with your friends playing halo, but eventually your spiral into addiction and you end up just sitting by yourself in your bedroom taking game fuel and playing halo three all by yourself. its the wrong path to go down, dont do it.

See? It’s some great stuff. And guess what? It’s almost sold out!! Go find some and give it to us… were not addicted… honestly!

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Tags: Game Fuel, Games, Mountain Dew | Posted under News | 3 Comments

Fix CoD MW3 Errors, Crashes, Multiplayer, Freezing

Last Updated on Wednesday, 16 November 2011 06:05 Written by DarkKnightH20 Tuesday, 8 November 2011 10:50

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 is out now! And it is epic!

CoD MW main problem right now is that the servers are being swamped! It is hard to connect successfully.

Check out our guide if you need Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Game Fixes though!

This game rocks.

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Tags: call of duty, COD, Game Fixes, Games, Modern Warfare 3 | Posted under Games | 2 Comments

Best Free Indie Game: Exit Fate

Last Updated on Monday, 7 November 2011 12:40 Written by DarkKnightH20 Monday, 7 November 2011 12:40

This post is long over-due. Recently, many of us decided to try out the infamous indi/independent, SCF-developed game Exit Fate. This game…rocks!

Anyone who is a fan of the Suikoden RPG series will instantly fall in love with it. Those who aren’t will like it too. The graphics are great. The audio/sound is taken from a multitude of other RPG games, such as the Final Fantasy series.

This game is full of extras, has an amazing storyline, and loads of recruitable characters. It took me around 50 hours to beat the game in its entirety. It took me another 10 hours to get over the fact I just beat an awesome game and will have nothing worth playing next! The game was made in RPG Maker, though from all the amazing work involved, you would not be able to tell.

My review of this game ends here… 10/10. Perfection. Play the RPG Exit Fate. You will not be disappointed!

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Tags: Games, Reviews, rpg | Posted under News | No Comments

Soulcalibur V: That Other Assassin

Last Updated on Thursday, 27 October 2011 09:40 Written by servbot_kill Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:42

Continuing Namco’s tradition of putting in random characters from other universes in their Soulcalibur games, this iteration’s guest will be none other than Ezio Auditore da Firenze of Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed series. Considering the last entry saw Star Wars characters and stages shoehorned into the otherwise medieval/industrial revolution-era fantasy fighter, Ezio, being from that general era, would seem to be a much better fit.

Tags: Assassins Creed, better than Yoda, Games, soulcalibur V, Videos | Posted under Games, News, Videos | No Comments

How to Fix Battlefield 3 / BF3 Game Errors

Last Updated on Tuesday, 25 October 2011 11:12 Written by DarkKnightH20 Tuesday, 25 October 2011 11:12

BOOM! It’s that time again. The time for providing gaming oriented advice in the form of a guide to solve issues that sprung up when gaming. We call them…game fixes. This particular flavor is a nice Battlefield 3 Game Fixes blend! EA / DICE have done a nice job on this BF3 version for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC…and it’s only a matter of time before it’s available on Steam for easy downloading.

Note that there are some problems that were in the earlier beta version of the game that are still here:

Battlefield 3 Keybindings Broken
BF3 Lags / Stuttering
Game Fails to Launch / Black Screen
Game Stuck On Initializing

And many, many more. Follow our nice troubleshooting guide to help combat them! And, of course, enjoy playing the game

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Tags: Battlefield, Battlefield 3, BF3, ea games, Game Fixes, Games | Posted under News | 13 Comments

Funny: Real Life Resident Evil 4 Merchant

Last Updated on Monday, 17 October 2011 05:36 Written by DarkKnightH20 Monday, 17 October 2011 05:34

This video, entitled Mega64: Resident Evil 4, shows the awesomeness of the wandering merchant found in Resident Evil 4. We personally have nicknamed him “Pedro”. With his famous lines “Welcome” “Whatcha buyin’?” “Whatcha sellin’?” “Greetings stranger” and “Come back any time” — he was extremely…lovable? This video shows what it would be like if he existed in real life! It also makes me want to play Resident Evil 4 HD.