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Crabs for Sale
Last Updated on Tuesday, 11 May 2010 07:49 Written by servbot_kill Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:16
There’s a good reason I’m putting this under security: this site in the UK sells crabs.
Like, pubic crabs. Pubic lice. Those crawly things that can make your nether regions itch like something evil. Not edible crabs.
Billed as “The Ultimate Revenge”, the site sells small packets of pubic lice colonies, which are then seeded onto the intended victim’s bed where he or she will ostensibly sleep at some point.
We take absolutely no responsibility for anything sold on this site as far as we are concerned these lice are for novelty purposes only. We do not endorse giving people lice or even the lice themselves. Once the lice are in your possession you are fully responsible for those lice so take care of them, give them cute names and most importantly love your lice like they are your own for that my friend in essence is what they are.
If this site is absolutely serious (only color of the law is telling me these guys can’t be serious), then we could see a rash (haha) of individual-level biological attacks on people with these crabs. I’m seeing a LOT of criminal complaints with this issue. lol
In all seriousness, this is tantamount to using a biological weapon against someone. This could actually, unlike what the site says, result in some jail time, and if not that, at least a hefty lawsuit. Be very careful with this.
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